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The Presidential Candidates Ranked By Their Usefulness In A Bar Fight - Bitter Empire

Monday, January 18, 2016

Category: America

Letâ€s be clear here: Ted Cruz is not just the worst presidential candidate to have on your side in a bar fight. He is the worst possible human being to have on your side in a bar fight. And itâ€s not only because when he speaks he sounds like Eddie Murphy doing his nerd character. Itâ€s that everyone hates Ted Cruz, and they hate him for a reason. Not just Democrats, everyone. Ted Cruz is famously and vigorously loathed by everyone in his own party. Fellow Republican Bob Dole has been out of politics for like 20 years and even he takes the time to hate Ted Cruz.

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